energy vs. evidence: some toilet humour.
I went to the garden centre with my friend the other day. She told me a story as she drove, about the bidet she’d just installed. She thought the heated seat was broken because she kept pushing the button to turn it on, but it remained cold to the touch. Sheepishly, she said ‘you know, I went back and re-read the instruction manual to figure out what I’d done wrong. It says right there that you need to sit on it for it to heat up. So I did. And it did.’ We both laughed. Then I looked out the...